The statues are still. No one ever sees them move on their own.

“That looks funny,” a man said to his friend as they passed the statues. “It almost looks like a mini person.” Some silly teenagers lifted and shuffled the heavy statues, laughing as they brought them further up the street.

That night, the tallest of the statues said, “We are people, sort of!”The three statues discussed whether you could consider them people, for half the night. Meanwhile they glided up the street back to where they were.

“Hey, this middle guy was over there yesterday, wasn’t he?”